Bad Day

Aflac Fears for His Very Life!

Sometimes I just wake-up in the wrong damn side of the bed. Old men do this more frequently as they age. It usually happens on a day that my FOOD DOES NOT END UP IN MY BOWL IN A TIMELY MANNER, because some vacationing fools think they should sleep in after long drive.

I.
Don't.
Think.
So.

Did I ask them to go on vacation without me? Let me check...

Looks like I did not.