Wednesday, March 3, 2010

A Good Poop

In the Prime of My Life

I'm nearly 12 years old. This June will be the big month.

I have aged well, donchoo agree?

Right now, I am lookin' and feelin' pretty damn good.

Do you want to know what I credit it to?

Of course you do, and this is my dog blog so I am going to tell you.

Regular bowel movements. Plain and simple. If you do not poop you will die.

There is nothing, nothing like a good poop in the park, and that is what keeps me young.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

good to hear from you Howard...I was beginning to wonder if the effers finally got to you...happy birthday...I am approximately (in human years equivalents) what you are in dog years...my coat is not as shiny, though, just the top of my bare head...but, for time immemorial, whether pooch or person, pooping is the way to go, not too hard, not too slurpy, just good and soft and slidey, right on outta there...then it's back for seconds at my food dish!