Monday, January 24, 2011

Special Ops




Operation Backyard Storm has moved out into the park. A terrorist cell created by the known and feared Deuce Jr. was frolicking in the park amongst the children, scaring adults and babies alike. I, Howard, had to put a stop to such covert activities. All the training I have been doing with Oreck finally paid off. Brad backed me up by calling in Animal Control, but I kept the situation stable until they got here.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

beware of IED's (not improvised explosive device) ....(but rather Improvised Effer Device)

Howard said...

Orange Effer leaves his IED's all over Brad's flower beds. Fries him to no end.