Brad was describing to Julie a new cat in the neighborhood. A big fat cat who waddled right by me in the park on our nightly walk. Brad described this effer to Julie as having green stripes. Keep in mind that Brad is color blind and the portly effer actually had brown stripes, but in this St. Patrick's Day season, we shall refer to him as Shamrock Effer. He is Shamrock Effer, because he is one lucky effer that I did not tie his tail into a knot and make a four leaf clover out of the end of it!Thursday, March 3, 2011
Shamrock Effer
Brad was describing to Julie a new cat in the neighborhood. A big fat cat who waddled right by me in the park on our nightly walk. Brad described this effer to Julie as having green stripes. Keep in mind that Brad is color blind and the portly effer actually had brown stripes, but in this St. Patrick's Day season, we shall refer to him as Shamrock Effer. He is Shamrock Effer, because he is one lucky effer that I did not tie his tail into a knot and make a four leaf clover out of the end of it!
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" an effer by any other color would smell as foul " shakespeare's unofficial opinion about felines
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