Effers are driving me crazy around here. I sometimes think I am hallucinating and seeing effers when they aren't really there! You want to know why I think this is happening to me? I'll tell you. Cabin fever. It has been raining like an Orange Effer peeing on a fence top, and I have not been getting my walks. I bet that damn Orange Effer has been doing rain dances just to make me mad and frick with my routine!
We're watching "Olivia" which is a cartoon about a pig. Pardon me whilst I roll my eyes back into my head. Who wants to watch a cartoon about a pig named Olivia? I think a cartoon about a dog, for instance, a dog named Howard, would be much more enriching for young toddlers. It could include a nemesis, for instance, an orange cat named Orange Effer, that would teach the little ones how to settle differences and put effers in their place. Brad thinks the idea is a bit ridiculous, but I think that is just what the kids of today need to learn.
All of the cartoon dogs I can think of are just too soft or stupid. Howard the cartoon dog would be tough, highly intelligent, and shiney-coated and magnificent!
Tuesday, December 28, 2010
Tuesday, December 14, 2010
Very Important Pooch
Dearest Reader of Mine,
I apologize that I have not been updating my dog blog lately. I am at the mercy of a couple of humans to do my typing for me, and they have their heads up their, ahem, excuse me. They are busy.
I don't know what has happened to Orange Effer since the photo shoot in the park. Apparently word must have gotten out that I am hot on his trail. He knows he over-stepped his boundaries with me. He knows...and is scared like the little Orange Effer he is.
Christmas is coming and I hope Orange Effer gets a lump of coal in his stocking. I bet Orange Effer does have a little stocking on some mantle in some idiot's house. Probably some dog hating person. Probably his owner is the UPS Effer, or maybe the FedEx Effer, or the Water Effer. Maybe all of those Effers live together in their own little Effer Family. "Hi, We're the Effers!"
Well, I'll be updating again soon. Not to worry. I am sure this coming year will bring plenty of blogging opportunities.
Sincerely,
Howard, Shiny-Coated Magnificent Bastard
VIP (Very Important Pooch)
I apologize that I have not been updating my dog blog lately. I am at the mercy of a couple of humans to do my typing for me, and they have their heads up their, ahem, excuse me. They are busy.
I don't know what has happened to Orange Effer since the photo shoot in the park. Apparently word must have gotten out that I am hot on his trail. He knows he over-stepped his boundaries with me. He knows...and is scared like the little Orange Effer he is.
Christmas is coming and I hope Orange Effer gets a lump of coal in his stocking. I bet Orange Effer does have a little stocking on some mantle in some idiot's house. Probably some dog hating person. Probably his owner is the UPS Effer, or maybe the FedEx Effer, or the Water Effer. Maybe all of those Effers live together in their own little Effer Family. "Hi, We're the Effers!"
Well, I'll be updating again soon. Not to worry. I am sure this coming year will bring plenty of blogging opportunities.
Sincerely,
Howard, Shiny-Coated Magnificent Bastard
VIP (Very Important Pooch)
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