Thursday, July 21, 2011

Howard LaLanne

My apologies for it being a month since I last posted on my dog blog. I have been a little preoccupied with different things. I fell and injured myself for one. It was chasing after a random effer. Never saw the guy before. I guess that is why I reacted so viscerally. It was like that effer punched me in the gut. The wind was knocked out of me and I was blinded by white hot rage. So, I lunged. I lunged and fell and could not use my back legs for the remainder of the evening.

Brad and Julie were crying. I was afraid they were going to take me to Dr. Kantbarkagain. Brad held ice on my hips and Julie gave me a massage. They helped me wherever I needed to go, and by the next evening I was back to my old self. They have doubled-up on my glucosamine tabs and I feel better than ever. I've even been walking the whole park now, instead of half of the park. Just call me Howard LaLanne.