Effers are driving me crazy around here. I sometimes think I am hallucinating and seeing effers when they aren't really there! You want to know why I think this is happening to me? I'll tell you. Cabin fever. It has been raining like an Orange Effer peeing on a fence top, and I have not been getting my walks. I bet that damn Orange Effer has been doing rain dances just to make me mad and frick with my routine!
We're watching "Olivia" which is a cartoon about a pig. Pardon me whilst I roll my eyes back into my head. Who wants to watch a cartoon about a pig named Olivia? I think a cartoon about a dog, for instance, a dog named Howard, would be much more enriching for young toddlers. It could include a nemesis, for instance, an orange cat named Orange Effer, that would teach the little ones how to settle differences and put effers in their place. Brad thinks the idea is a bit ridiculous, but I think that is just what the kids of today need to learn.
All of the cartoon dogs I can think of are just too soft or stupid. Howard the cartoon dog would be tough, highly intelligent, and shiney-coated and magnificent!
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this is how it starts when one is cooped up in a house for so long, pig cartoons....next thing you know you'll be tuning in Wheel of Fortune or Family Feud...Underdog was a pretty cool old cartoon about a dog, though...Underdog could defeat all effers no problem...they don't show him anymore, as I guess today's viewers can't handle such quality...please don't mention that wussie Scooby Doo, maybe Astro on the Jetsons was ok though...Dino on the Flintstones, nope, too dumb...the cat in Itchy and Scratchy would bring a smile to your muzzle, as he "gets his" quite violently all the time...happy new year in dog years Howard
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