Lately the cats have been craping in my backyard flower beds. I go out there and sniff around and quite honestly it chaps my hide. My kingdom is not to be crapped on by a bunch of effers! I will not have it and plan to initiate Operation Backyard Storm. Orange Effer + Calico Effer = Osama Bin Laden + Saddam Hussein.
Toby Keith better write a song about this one.
Before I get started, however, I need a nap!
1 comment:
you have your priorities straight, at least...can't take on effers without your beauty nap first, to get your strength up for battle...have you considered flying some pilotless Effer Drones in there? they work well flying in on tribes hanging out in Pakistan, they would make short work of effers
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