Tuesday, January 25, 2011

State of the Union

Here in the United Kingdom of Howard, we don't need to worry about unemployment, spending, deficits, and so on. No, no my friend! We have other issues to worry about. Operation Backyard Storm is on a stand still for a couple of days. I need to re-strategize in the absence of Deuce Jr. Junior may have been a thorn in my side, but he lived outside 24/7, and he helped alert me to Orange Effer's deadly game of taunting and torture.

P.S. I think Deuce Jr. was arrested. The police were in front of his house, and lights were flashing after his romp in the park last night. At least he'll get "3 eats and sheets" for now.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

just hope Deuce doesn't drop the soap, whereever he is, along with his 3 squares and a cot...actually, hope he doesn't get punished for behavior which ultimately is caused by his ill treatment by his masters....the effer needs some Extraordinary Effer Rendition (kidnapping, or effer napping), and then a little efferboarding (like waterboarding, you get the idea)...