One eye on the camera...one eye on the cat.
As you go about your day, remember one thing, just because cats look fluffy and cute does not mean they are innocent! In fact, if you let Fluffy out to roam the neighborhood to poop in my owner's flower beds, then Fluffy is going down!
Damn, I've gotta run...the bug man is here to spray poison on our property! Perfect timing...just when I thought I could take my first mid-morning nap. My owners have no idea the evils I protect them from, and do I get any thanks for it? NO! All I hear is, "Howard, QUIET! Howard, NO! Howard, bad boy!" Ungratefulness.
Bug Boy, you are damn evil.
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