Wednesday, February 4, 2009

The FedEx Effer


You know, this FedEx Effer is everywhere. He was in Santa Barbara, Arizona, Illinois, and now northern California. He is one sonofa B. KNOCKS on my door, drops a package, and runs off like the effer he is. What kind of company is FedEx running? Knocking and running is not, I repeat not, good customer service. It is a prank. Couldn't he at least hang around, get to know me, and let me sniff his ass? Nothing personal, I just want to know what he had for lunch and get a sense of his worthiness to be on my doorstep. Is that asking too much? I think not.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

next time he is around try to give him a low growl through the door....just for grins