Thursday, June 17, 2010

Anonymous Where Are You?


I miss you, my anonymous commenter. Effer drama just isn't as fun to share without your input. I hope you are okay, and know that I Howard am worried about you. Do you have your own effer drama that you need my help with? I am quite intimidating if needed. I am a dog. It is what I do.

A cat wouldn't worry about you. Trust me. And if they did, they wouldn't let you know.

Cats are evil....I'm just sayin'.

C - A - T = Callous And Terrible

D - O - G = Dilligent Obedient Good

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Howard your anonymous commentator has been here all along....your blog is on my favorites list, and if you check you last blog, you will find I put in my usual 2 cents (plus or minus) worth...and so, today I bring you poetry, Howard, about your four-legged kind, by another pooch fan:
JUST MY DOG

He is my other eyes that can see above
the clouds; my other ears that hear above
the winds. He is the part of me that can
reach out into the sea.

He has told me a thousand times over that
I am his reason for being: by the way he
rests against my leg; by the way he thumps
his tail at my smallest smile; by the way he
shows his hurt when I leave without taking him.
(I think it makes him sick with worry when he
is not along to care for me.)

When I am wrong, he is delighted to forgive.
When I am angry, he clowns to make me smile.
When I am happy, he is joy unbounded.
When I am a fool, he ignores it.
When I succeed, he brags.
Without him, I am only another man. With him,
I am all-powerful.
He is loyalty itself.
He has taught me the meaning of devotion.
With him, I know a secret comfort and a
private peace. He has brought me understanding
where before I was ignorant.
His head on my knee can heal my human hurts.
His presence by my side is protection against
my fears of dark and unknown things.
He has promised to wait for me...
whenever...wherever--in case I need him.
And I expect I will--as I always have.


He is just my dog.