Sunday, April 11, 2010

Stink Dog


Julie says I smell like a combination of dirty socks and ass right now. I don't exactly think that is fair.

I happen to have gone on a walk in the rain, and have a little gas issue at the moment. That is what they get for switching my food to name brand junk food, and then back to the good for me expensive stuff.

I was scooting my butt on the floor, and they switched me back to the old food faster than you can say orange effer just fell off the fence!

That would make my day by the way.

So, it is back to bean sprout salad for me, but at least I won't have an itchy butt.


1 comment:

Anonymous said...

howard, dragging your doggie buns on the floor to scratch sometimes means worms...I'm not sayin', I'm just sayin'...