I Smell an Effer at My Door

I smell an Effer at my front door!

Why yes! There is an EFFER AT MY DOOR who is KNOCKING and RUNNING!!!

Damn UPS Effer!

I overheard Julie telling Brad that she saw Orange Effer in the backyard chasing lizards. She said he was making a lot of noise doing it and was surprised that I did not hear him and go bezerk.

The truth is, I did hear Orange Effer. I heard him, smelled him, and controlled myself. I want Orange Effer to think the coast is clear, and then rip him a new one when he is not expecting it. Is that good strategy or what?

Yes. It is.