Why yes! There is an EFFER AT MY DOOR who is KNOCKING and RUNNING!!!
Damn UPS Effer!
I overheard Julie telling Brad that she saw Orange Effer in the backyard chasing lizards. She said he was making a lot of noise doing it and was surprised that I did not hear him and go bezerk.
The truth is, I did hear Orange Effer. I heard him, smelled him, and controlled myself. I want Orange Effer to think the coast is clear, and then rip him a new one when he is not expecting it. Is that good strategy or what?
Yes. It is.
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"discretion is the better part of valor"
Falstaff
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